Breaking news! What is that?
I hear the phrase all the time. Breaking news!
What is news if it’s not breaking?
I’ve never heard breaking news of anything I haven’t already heard about.
They should fix this.
Archive for September, 2009
Break it, Fix it.
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Here Ye! Here Ye!
Monday, September 28th, 2009I see the President is going to Denmark to make his pitch to bring the Olympic Games to Chicago.
And why not? He is the epitome of the medicine man of the Wild West who pitches a tonic and ale and witches brew for anything that ails us. Is this guy full of himself or what?
If he can’t fix it, nobody can.
Oh, They Play Football Too?
Sunday, September 27th, 2009The National Football League should change the rules for televised games to allow each team four time-outs per half instead of three as it is now. Then there would be 33% more time for commercials.
Un-Unite The Nations
Sunday, September 27th, 2009Most Americans would not oppose an immediate withdrawal of United States membership in the United Nations. It is a disgraceful sham!
It is nothing more than an assembly on our soil of renegades, terrorists, thugs and circus freaks of the world come to bash the U. S. and be lighted up by the International media and given groundless esteem and standing on the world stage.
What in the hell are we doing this for?
Enough is enough. Pull out of the United Nations now. Close it lock, stock and barrel.